damn girl are you liquid eyeliner because i have no idea what i’m supposed to do with you and i’m kinda scared
(Source: dutchster, via dolewhip)
hot boys are overrated ladies listen find a 7 that makes you laugh and beats the kitty up that is truly where it’s at
(Source: jayda95, via fucklifejustparty)
"A slut is fun in everyone’s bed. A good girlfriend is only a slut in yours."
— (via burningveins)
"And yet I adore him. I think he’s quite crazy, and with no place or occupation in life, and far from happy, and philosophically irresponsible – and there is absolutely nobody like him."
— Vladimir Nabokov, Ada or Ardor: A Family Chronicle (via fawnes)
(Source: larmoyante, via cycliic)
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
(Source: slayboybunny, via scattertothewind)